So, I was watching "Last Comic Standing" on NBC and the comic doing his act is Rob Cantrell. He starts his act talking about how Robert has so many possible nicknames (Rob, Bob, Bobbie, Robbie) but because he's a comic he needs to have a "comedian" name...something funny and memerable. Well, what does he come up with? Yes you've guessed it...BOBERT! The crowd is chanting Bobert, Bobert...but then Rob Cantrell says the best thing I'd heard from the comics all night..."Forget it. No one is going to screw a Bobert!" Sorry, Rob...maybe we need to find you a new nickname!