What I Do For The Team!

Does anyone know someone (female) that would be interested in playing goal for my soccer team? Our goalie fractured her foot at the beginning of last season and I was put in as the replacement. As you will see in the picture below I am getting pretty beaten up (this bruise was actually worse a couple days ago)! Seriously, let me know if you can think of anyone! I do not want to be karate kicked anymore!